Remember the First Time???

Do you remember the first time you [fill in the blank]? I don't think it really matters what you did...just that excitement unparalleled by any other emotion. The first time you got behind the handlebars of your new bike...the Schwinn with the banana seat and sissy bar, and let the wind blow through your hair for the first time. Or the first time your parents let you dive by yourself with your brand new license...windows rolled down, tunes cranked from the in-dash AM radio, or the Panasonic AM/FM/Cassette? Van Halen never sounded so good coming out of those Kraco speakers. Or the first time you kissed your high school sweetheart; or better yet, kissing your spouse right after saying "I Do." Or seeing your child for the first time, and it didn't matter whether it was our first or fifth kid. All of these had the same effect...shortness of breath, weak and wobbly in the knees, and your heart racing until it started baning away in your chest like the engine of a race car that has just blown up after being red-lined. Well, I found one more to add to the list and it happened just tonight.



I had just arrived home from my band rehearsal and there were a couple bags on the back porch...Chanon's way of letting me know that "Take Toys To The Garage" was #1 on the "Honey-Do List" for the evening. Along with that was the usual garbage detail, because I have to be outside anyway. So it became time to take care of checking "Move Toys..." from the list. By now it is almost 10:00 pm and fairly well dark for the past 5 hours and quiet in the small town of Black Diamond, WA for the last two. I picked up the first bag only to hear a small girl's voice giggle and say, "I'm watching you!!!"



It takes a man secure enough in his masculinity to say that he's damned glad his knees didn't get weak and wobbly, but it was a bit on the disconcerting side that paralysis of all major muscle groups ensued...except for the racing of the heart and the pounding in his chest to the point that he envisioned his heart exploding from his chest, landing on the frozen ground in involuntary convulsions. After dispatching the bag to it's rightful place in the garage...although the garbage can did cross my mind...after the urge to disrupt the peace and tranquility of Small Town, WA, USA by unloading a full clip from a 9mm pistol into the bag...I went inside and expressed my displeasure over danged near sullying my garments and the entire back porch.



I'm not too sure whether it was the cold weather outside or the sheer terror that sent chills straight through my veins, bones, marrow, and shot out my feet. Either way, I am DONE for outside chores tonight. I'm on my second cup of coffee and hope to God that sleep doesn't come too early tonight.



Chanon on the other hand likes to nestle down to bed after a good comedy show...sleeps like a baby after a real good laugh.